The Struggle is Real

Me:  “Hey, I’m going to the market for a few things.  Do you need more coffee creamer?”

Deep and disturbing silence.

Me:  “Hello?  Did you hear me?”

Mr. Wilkinson (with trembling despair in his voice):  “Yes, I heard you.  No, don’t get any.  I’m done with that stuff.  It’s bad for me.”

Me:  “What?  Why??  Are you kidding me???  You’ve used that stuff for 25 years!”

Mr. Wilkinson:  “I gotta get this monkey off my back.”

Happy New Year’s Resolution from Mr. Wilkinson!



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